AISubs v3.7
I don't think there's anything in there other than you, Sazae-san.
Sazae-san and...
Listen, I'll introduce myself.
I don't use any other lines other than "Game Master".
And I'm "Game Masaya" of "Game Master".
- Huh? It's Masaya! - It's Masaya!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- Masaya-san! - It's been a while!
And I'm "Karaage" of "Choshi".
Shut up...
- Stop it! - Shut up...
- Everyone has their own attitude. - Shut up...
- Everyone has their own perception. - I'm pissed off because you said weird things.
You're being too grateful.
- I'm "Yado" of "Yado". - I'm "Toshimitsu".
- I'm "Kaito". - I'm "Kaito".
I'm here to say hello to you all.
But you're all in a cage right now.
- In a cage? - In a cage?
- We're in a cage right now. - We're in a cage right now.
- Oh, no, we're not. - What?
- It's just a conceptual thing.
- Oh, no, we're not. - Sorry, I can't see you.
That cage is...
- You said "cage", didn't you? - What's "cage"?
- What cage are we? - Cage?!
- What are you talking about? - That cage is...
- It's about life and death! - Oh!
What?!
If you have life and death in you,
unlike us, you humans will die eventually.
- What's "masuya"? - The game "masuya" is...
It's about demons.
There are individual differences and people will die eventually.
But life and death are also different.
There's a research that says that life and death are somewhat equal.
And what that changes is...
The food that makes up human bodies.
Depending on what you eat,
- life and death are affected. - Oh, I see.
"Left and right", "forward and backward", "right and left", it's tough.
- You've moved around. - I've got a cross.
- You've said many things. - I've got a cross on my license.
- You should've said that! - Oh, this one!
- This is annoying! - This is annoying!
- Really? - That's sad.
- Isn't it, Karai-kun? - That's right.
- What does Karai-kun do? - Karai-kun is...
He knows a lot about life and death.
He read a book about life and death of people who studied in universities.
Today, we'd like you to learn how life and death can change.
A game where you can reduce your life and death by a specified amount of time!
(Applause)
Don't clap when you're playing with someone's life and death.
We're going to use these food items...
and reduce our life and death by a specified amount of time.
The person who has the closest amount of time wins.
- What's life and death? - What's life and death?
- Do we live while reducing our life and death? - Let's say it's 80 years.
If you only eat vegetables, if you only eat meat, if you only eat sweets...
you're not all 80 years old.
You'll go back and forth depending on what you eat.
I don't know about that.
If I were 80 years old, would my life and death decrease?
I don't know unless I die.
- That's what research does for you. - By the way, how did you research it?
- Ask Karaage. - How did you research it?
- First of all, let's say you have a healthy life expectancy. - If that person's life expectancy is 80 years old at most, - you can research whether or not that person has an average life expectancy. - How did you research it? - There are people who have eaten only cornflakes and their life expectancy has decreased - and you took their average life expectancy data. - You don't have to do it! You're wasting your energy! - If you think like that, you'll lose your life expectancy anyway.
- If you die first, I'll kill you. - What are you talking about?
- Well, today we're going to believe what Karaage - kun says 100%. - If we don't believe it, it won't start.
- Can you lower the things in front of you? - What? Oh, you're lowering it.
- It's in the way here. - What?
- Then I'll give you this table. - Wow!
- This is the list. - Yes, this is the list we saw earlier.
First of all, life-reducing questions.
If you choose only one of them and don't reduce your life the most, you win.
- Depending on that, how much life you lose. - Yes.
- You can eat the ingredients in it for the rest of your life. - But I won't eat it for the rest of my life.
- You're just bluffing. - No, but I won't eat the same thing for the rest of my life.
- Why don't you just end his life? - If you keep eating this until you die, you'll lose this much.
- If you have to choose something that's good for you. - That's a good question.
- Let's say it out loud. - Okay, let's start with Ryo.
- Cucumber! - Green tea! - Cucumber! - What? - Cucumber? - Do you eat cucumber?
- It's zero calories. - It looks like it doesn't affect you the most. - It doesn't affect me.
- It's not the same as water. - Green tea! - Green tea is just colored water.
- It's not like a bottle of water, it's like a regular green tea. - A cup of water.
- What? - Shut up! Let's talk!
- It's not like a bottle of water, it's like a regular green tea. - Oh, I see.
- But it doesn't have any weird ingredients in it. - That's right.
- Well, it's the same way of thinking. - So it's decided.
- You won't eat it. - Why?!
- You have to eat it. - It's like a cucumber. - You don't have to eat it, do you?
- No, you don't. I want you to actually feel it in your body. - I don't want you to feel it in your body.
- You're a criminal. - Okay, eat it. Drink it.
- Ugh, it's gross. - Do you like mayonnaise? - Yes. - Mayonnaise, please. - No, mayonnaise is gross.
- I can't study mayonnaise yet. - You used to eat a lot of cucumbers.
- I used to like it.
- Thank you for the meal. - Thank you for the meal.
- While your lives have been affected... - We'll announce the winner!
- The person who didn't lose the most wins the match. - Yes.
- The winner of this match is...
- Ryo and Toshimitsu! - Yay!
- Congratulations! - Oh, I lost.
- I think the life span of the caterpillar is reduced by only 7 seconds.
- Oh, it's a plus 5. - Oh, it's a minus 5.
- Oh, it's a minus 5. Oh, it's a minus 5 today.
- But I drank for more than 7 seconds, so it's a plus or minus.
- That's true. - On the other hand, the caterpillar...
- has gained 48 seconds. - Wait, that's weird.
- Plus... - Huh?
- You're surprised, aren't you? - Huh? No, I'm surprised.
- If you eat a caterpillar for the rest of your life...
- you might have to turn off the bath. - Right?
- You're asking a lot of questions, aren't you? - Plus...
- Plus 5. - Plus 5 is amazing.
- Plus 5 is crazy. - Now, Kanae-kun...
- It's time for you to drink water! - Go ahead!
- Hey, hey, hey! - What are you doing?
- Now, here's the fun part of this video! - Plus 5 is amazing.
- Plus 5 is amazing.
- We've been thinking about health and life span since last year.
- If you eat a caterpillar to lower the risk of getting sick...
- for example, lowering blood pressure...
- you can increase your mortality rate by as much as possible.
- You can increase your risk of dying.
- It doesn't change your mortality rate...
- but it does change the amount of time you can stay alive.
- For example, pro baseball players.
- If you don't practice, you won't be able to do it.
- So, everyone practices.
- Your life span seems like it's getting longer.
- Right. - So...
- if you do that every day for the rest of your life...
- you won't be able to do it for the rest of your life.
- If you appropriately practice like this...
- you can stay alive for a long time.
- That's the food version of it.
- At least, it's good for you to eat cucumbers.
- But, isn't cucumber...
- famous as a nutrient-deficient vegetable due to Genesis?
- Ah! That's a good point.
- Okay, Karai-kun!
- Why do cucumbers grow so much?!
- Please tell us!
- Masaya, you look like you're in a bad mood.
- Masaya, if you're in a bad mood...
- you can eat this and get better.
- It's like "curbitacin".
- It's like when you fight against cancer cells...
- and you fight against diseases like that.
- Is it really okay for you to say things like that?
- It's like you're going to do something about it.
- On the other hand...
- you don't have to get mad at me for not being able to eat 3 servings of food.
- Then, why does green tea have 7 seconds of life?
- Ah! That's a good point!
- Karai-kun...
- That person... - Depending on the case, in the future, if you eat too much of this, you'll get sick.
- I see. - If you eat too much of this, you'll get sick. But if you eat too much of cucumbers, you won't get sick.
- Well, it's a research subject, you know. - This time, this person...
- This person who's writing this book will definitely think about that research.
- I'm the game feeder. You can say that. - I won't make a big deal out of it, Machan.
- Think about it like that and manage the crisis. - Yes!
- Let's go to the second question. - Yes!
- For the second question, I'd like you to reduce your life by a little. - Oh!
- I'd like you to reduce your life by 12 minutes and 30 seconds. - So that's how it is!
- This time, you can eat up to 4 of the same things. - I don't know!
- Um, then I'll... yes! - Ah, you've already eaten up? - Yes, I have.
- Please ask your question. - Um, first of all, beer and... - Yes.
- ...grid pod. - Is that okay? - Beer and grid pod.
- Yes. - Can I have 2 of them? - Yes, for now. - Ah, 2 of them.
- Hot dog and scrambled egg and... - Can I have one more roast ham?
- Coke, please! - Coke! - Coke is...
- Salmon and wiener. - Salmon and wiener. - Yes.
- Brown rice. - Brown rice. - Yes, please. - Yes, thank you!
- Ah, can I say one more thing? - Yes.
- Beans! - Ah... - Beans!
- It's hard! - It's hard! - It's hard!
- It doesn't say how much you should eat, so I don't know. - It's hard!
- I think it can be a serving of that. - Wow! - You're doing well!
- There's so much! - There's so much peanuts!
- Okay, okay! - There's no peanuts in here!
- That was a research device! - So... - I'll show it to you! - Show me a bowl at least!
- I don't know how many of these will be in my stomach. - Tomohiro... Tomohiro's belly...
- HEY! Why is it only one?!
- It has become a whole bunch of peanuts! - Isn't that weird?!
Everyone's first concept was vague, so it's dangerous.
This is really decided, isn't it?
If it's a wiener, one or peanuts, one or two.
Why peanuts and one or two? I've never heard of it!
Because it's cheap!
It's small!
Toshimitsu, I'll ask you for one more.
Please show me one more.
It's been a long time since I touched the answer!
Cucumber!
Even if the answer is long or short, it's like cutting a wiener with one.
It's decided!
It's written here!
It's a peanut, isn't it?
It's one! It's really written!
I said one or two, but it's one or two!
I'll eat it!
How many grams was it?
It's not written, so I'll eat one bag now.
It's stupid!
What do you mean one bag?
It depends on the company.
Thank you for the meal!
Oh, brown rice!
It's not boiled down!
It's not written that it's boiled down!
It's true!
I saw this while I was watching "Genmai-Gohan"
Why did you choose that!?
That's terrible, I want you to apologize for that
Seriously, this is not good for me
I want to dip the salmon in soy sauce
It's not good
Yeah, it's not good
It's bad for you
If you feel like it, you can eat it later
Coke for 6 minutes
Hot dog for 3 minutes
Ham for 1 minute
Scrambled eggs for 2-3 minutes
Strawberry for 5 minutes
You're losing too much
If you don't put it in your wallet...
I'm trying to reduce the number of side dishes
I didn't put salt in this fried potato
I don't think you put salt in fried potatoes
I think so too
I think it has salt in it
What about fried chicken?
I think it has salt in it
It's not good at all
It's like a baseball set
Don't put it in my pocket!
It's not good at all
We finished it safely
Let's go in order
Ryo-san, 51 minutes and 19 seconds
You reduced it too much
You're losing too much
12 seconds is not much
There was something amazing
Maybe it's coke
It's not coke!
It's definitely coke!
It's unlikely
I can't say it because it will affect the next question
Ryo-san predicted that it would take 2-3 minutes for scrambled eggs
It took 2 minutes!
Maybe it's Pokemon-type slugs
There are 3 other things that affect it
Maybe it's coke
It's coke!
Maybe it's America
Maybe it's beer
I'll announce it without counting
11 minutes and 24 seconds!
Wow!
I thought it was beer
You're losing even if you drink beer?
It's a healthy drink
Drink as much as you like!
I can't say it because it will affect the next question
I'm looking forward to the last one
11 minutes and 46 seconds!
Wow!
You increased it!
11 minutes and 46 seconds!
You increased it!
I increased it
What do you mean?
You increased it because you had to
Plus 10 seconds!
So you can't win
You're a professional
You're a master of one minute
How many additional ingredients are there?
I'll say there's only one
It's brown rice!
It's definitely brown rice!
I can't say the exact number right now
But based on how I ate it, I think I can say it
It's brown rice!
And last but not least, minus 2 hours!
Minus 2 hours?
Minus 2 hours is the best
I see
By the way, you can order unlimited!
I'll say "Give me everything!"
You know that green tea has 7 seconds, so I think you can say "Give me green tea"
But I can do it seriously, right?
Can you do it seriously?
Please give me 2 cokes
Hey! If you order 2 servings of this, you can drink it for about 2 hours
Don't notice it!
I want you to use various things
Beef steak!
Don't touch it!
Coke! Coke! And...
Is there anything worse than coke in here?
Use it for a reason and...
I can't eat it!
Can I wait?
I might just want to eat it
If you don't order coke and drink it for 2 hours, I can't think of anything
What do you want to do?
You're fast
You're getting better and better
Coke, coke, beef, steak
I see
What does it mean?
It's like America
Yes
But you eat only meat
Stink!
You made me eat beef and steak
As far as I can see from Ryo's result, he drinks coke a lot
Coke and steak for 2 cups
3 kinds of food
I see
Go ahead, Toshi
Beef steak
Pizza
Two wieners
Coffee
Boiled hijiki
Stop it!
I heard coffee is bad for you, but you don't listen to me, Ryo
It's not good
You said it's caffeine
But still, jumbo frankfurter and pizza
Pizza
I'll eat beef steak
I heard it's popular
I'll drink black tea
Okay, one cup of black tea
Stop it!
One more cup
I want to see you eat hijiki rice
Let me see you eat hijiki rice
One more pizza
One pizza
Let's make it half pizza
Can I put something on pizza?
Add ham
I'll add ham, too
It won't change
I have one slice
That's a lot
Jumbo frankfurter, pizza, black tea, hijiki rice
It's not jumbo
Stop it!
You've never been to a festival
Thank you for the food
Have you ever seen pizza like this?
I've never seen it in America
I know there's something special about it, so please adjust it
Mask, cola, wiener, black tea, ham
Does beef steak have any flavor?
What does beef steak have?
It does have flavor
Usually, you don't eat beef steak that doesn't have flavor
But it does have salt
Give me some salt!
Kijiki's fried rice is the best
Really?
You should order it
It's perfect
I see
The pizza is small, but it's perfect for a long meal
I'm looking forward to it
One beef steak, two pizzas, two sausages, one coffee, one Kijiki's stew and one ham
How do people around you see you? Are you able to be yourself?
Do I and Toshimitsu get closer?
Is it because of coke or sausage?
Coke is dangerous
Coke kills a lot of people in America and it doesn't feel like that
But no matter what, in terms of the game...
It's not straight!
It's roti!
It's totally different!
Is it roti?
But I'm sure...
No one meant it like that!
Excuse me
One beef steak
Yes!
I've been bullying you for 15 years
It's maite santa
Isn't it too old?
It's maite santa
You like watermelons, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'm full.
Then, I'll announce it.
Yes.
I want to drink cola at last.
If you buy a carbonated water, you'll be defeated.
Do you want to leave carbonated water?
Yes.
If you don't drink cola, you'll be defeated.
I'll go first.
Reduced time.
One hour and ten minutes and twenty-nine seconds.
Oh, you're fast.
If I drank cola, I would have been defeated.
I knew it.
Next, Ryo.
Reduced time.
Forty-six minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
You're fast.
What is it?
Did you lose consciousness?
It's possible.
Next, Mushi-megane.
Reduced time.
Thirty-two minutes and nineteen seconds.
What does it mean?
Wait a minute.
What?
There may be a lot of recovery food.
Isn't cola increasing?
But I didn't eat it much.
What is it?
You're curious, aren't you?
I'm curious.
By the way, there is no recovery food this time.
What?
I'll announce it.
One steak.
Seven minutes.
But you didn't lose much.
You lost the least.
Boiled hijiki.
Fifty-eight minutes.
What?
Boiled hijiki is good for you, isn't it?
But seaweeds are good for you.
What?
It's good for you, isn't it?
Well, that's it.
As a result of the increased risk, if you calculate it, you'll lose fifty-eight minutes a day.
I divided the difference between Mushi-megane and Ryo-san.
Boiled hijiki.
This is thirty minutes.
What?
By the way, hijiki is the most reduced.
Fifty-eight minutes.
The second is hot dog.
Thirty-six minutes.
The second one is coke. Twenty-five seconds.
The third one is beer. Thirty-six minutes and twenty- four seconds.
The fourth one is brown rice. Minus fifty-one seconds.
The fifth one is salmon. Thirteen seconds.
Is salmon good for you? But you said salmon is bad for you.
It's a lie. It's a lie.
This world is like a book.
It's like a fairy tale.
What will happen if we are defeated by a fairy tale?
Don't worry about it. I have an aura.
Which one do you want me to eat?
Peanuts. Minus twenty-five minutes and thirty seconds.
You are strong.
You ate a lot of food.
I thought hijiki is good for you.
I thought salmon is bad for you.
But it's the opposite.
You have changed your way of thinking.
What kind of pattern is "management nutritionist is shut up"?
In the comments, we often say that we want you to go crazy.
It's difficult to explain in detail.
There is a way of saying that there is such a number of seconds.
You can learn more about it.
The world you are looking at and this world are different worlds, right?
There is such a theory.
There are various explanations here and there.
Today, we were put in a world where we can't do anything.
While saying "what is this?", we ate various eggs and said "I'm hungry".
We also played "Game Master Masuya's fried chicken game".
While referring to this or not, let's live healthily from now on.
So, no matter what you hide, this game is over.
Thank you for your hard work.
We hope you and viewers will be healthy and healthy.
Game Master Masuya was sleepy again.
Let's meet again somewhere in a ridiculous game.
Farewell!
Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!